Stupid website of the day

This is REDONKULOUS! Go to http://www.celebritydogwatcher.com/ This is kind of like TMZ, but for the dogs of celebrities. How much free time do people have?

Talking Stain

Have you seen the Talking Stain commercial? It’s for Tide-to-Go and it makes me laugh every time I see it. I think you will be excited to know that I have created my own talking Stain. Ok, check me out in my very first commercial!






I love it!

Bekah

Why I love John Krasinski

Why I love John Krasinski
-An essay by me

Why do I love John Krasinski? Let me count the ways!

He’s tall dark and handsome
He worked on Conan and that’s pretty dope
He looks into the camera with that smirk…yum
He was in the Sexiest Man Alive Issue of People magazine
He is so stinkin adorable in the Gap ads.
He can juggle
He used to be a bartender
His dream is to open a Dunkin Donuts

The Office comes back April 10th…best day ever!

Bekah

Woman of the Year

So I was reading my Glamour magazine and they had decided that Jennifer Garner was this year’s “Woman of the Year.” It got me thinking….what would I, Bekah, have to do to get this award?


(just a glimpse into the future)

Here’s what I think I need to do…

· Start worrying about global warming and become friends with Al Gore
· Adopt a child from a third world country
· Stop eating so I can be really thin
· Give millions of dollars to charity
· Work with congress on some bill that has to do with global warming
· Date/marry a really cute celebrity
· Drive a hybrid vehicle
· Make Oprah be my best friend so she can nominate me for this award

So I’ve decided I’m probably not going to be Glamour magazine’s “Woman of the Year” anytime soon.

I want to take a train trip. I’ve never done it before, and I think it would be fun. Even if I just went to like Chicago, I think it could be a good time. Anyone want to accompany me? If Tony P is reading this, I’m automatically disqualifying you.

Chao

Bekah

Weekend recap

So it was a crazy weekend. Here are some of the highlights…

Thursday night – My friend Michael came over and brought his Mom’s dog to my house. The dog is stinkin cute and I decided to need one. Seeing as how a dog is a little different then a purse, I’ve decided to think about this purchase instead of making an impulse buy.

Friday I spent the day in Rochester with my Grandma and other members of my extended family. I got home late Friday night, worked on my final project for school and went to bed about 3:30. At 4AM I heard a loud noise and had a horrible thought cross my mind…another mouse in my house.

I set a trap Saturday morning and left to go spend the night with my family for the Easter Holiday. Sunday night I came home and guess what? I caught another mouse! I’m completely grossed out and will have a hard time sleeping tonight, but at least another mouse is dead in the world.

Quote of the Day

I’m not a minor, I’m David.”
-My little brothers response to me when I told him I would not buy him alcohol cause he’s a minor.

The mouse catcher…

Bekah

Top 10 things that bother me

First off, I need to give a shout out to my loyal readers...and apologize for not staying on top of my blogging. There are many things that bother me, so I decided to make a list for you. Without further ado...

The Top 10 Things that Bother Me

1. Bumper Stickers

2. People who drive slow in the left lane

3. Political correctness

4. When people talk about people you don’t know but only refer to them as "Tom or Jenny."

5. Teenage girls from age 12-16

6. Women who wear 2 piece bathing suits who clearly should not be (especially if they are over the age of 40)

7. The Honda Element (ugliest car ever)

8. Cats (the animal)

9. Wasting two hours of my life on a stupid movie (i.e. License to Wed)

10. People that believe it when they get an e-mail from a random King in Africa who promises them millions of dollars, but they first need $2,000 to get things rolling.

Ok...bye

Short but some good gossip

David Hernandez was voted off American Idol tonight. So sad…

Sabrina the Teenage Witch, AKA Melissa Joan Hart, had a baby boy this morning. I wonder if

You gotta check out http://www.blackoutball.com/ This is Britney Spears newest music video for her song “Break the Ice.” The video is animated and I’m loving it!

Next blog will be 10 Things that drive me crazy…stay tuned!

Quote of the Day

"I assume you all have guns and crack!"

My 3 fears in life

So if you’ve ever looked at my profile on MySpace you will notice I talk about my biggest fears. I have 3 big fears in life. I’m going to tell you what those fears are and why I am fearful of them. The reason why I am doing this is because I think there may be a mouse in my house. This leads me to my first fear.

1. Mice – To me, mice are the worst. Everything about a mouse is horrible. They are ishy, squeaky and annoying. I would rather not shoe shop for one month then have a mouse in my house.

2. Flying – I think the whole concept of not being in control is why I hate this task so much. I would rather drive 30 hours in a car then fly 4 hours. I know, I’m weird, but I don’t like it!

3. Pudding – Ok, this one is extremely weird, but true. I like yogurt and Jell-O, but something about pudding creeps me out. I think this is because I am a big texture person.

So now you know what creeps me out. So I wanna know…what is your biggest fear?

The weekend is almost over…Boo

Bekah

Chris Farley, Chachi and She-mullet

In my building at work, we have these 3 security guards. We have nicknames for all 3. The first one we call Chris Farley. The reasoning behind this is simple...he looks identical to Chris Farley.


Here's the best part about the Chris Farley security guard...he's probably 100 lbs. over weight and if I was ever in a real emergency, it would take him 3 hours to get to me. At night, when I am leaving work, I always walk past him and he is always watching something on You Tube. The last thing I hear when I leave work for the day is Chris Farley laughing really loud, but more then that, breathing really heavily.

The second one we call Chachi. Reason being...he looks just like Chachi.


Now, the third one, there are a few different names to call her. My favorite being She-mullet. This woman has such a horrible mullet and it takes everything in me to not tell her this. This blog is getting lengthy, so I'll save the story on this one. Stay tuned for the first time I spent more then 10 seconds with the She-Mullet.

Don't worry...I'm going to try and get pictures of these three sometime this week and post them so you all can see what I'm talking about.

It's daylight savings time...set you clocks. You know what I think is dumb? There are clocks in the store, whose biggest selling point is that it "automatically adjusts for daylight savings time." Now, how hard is it to change your clock 2 times a year? We are getting more and more lazy.

Confessions of a GE Shuttle Bus Driver

"You gotta teach them Indian folk how to open a car door. Geez...they must not have cars in India."

Check ya later

Bekah

This is all you get today

Confessions of a GE Shuttle Bus Driver

Does anyone have any good ideas for what I should blog about? Certain people have said my blog is….BORING. This is the worst thing ever. So for those of you who think this blog is boring, I’m going to ask for your advice. What do you think I should blog about?

I am adding a new feature to my blog. It is called “Confessions of a GE Shuttle Bus Driver.” You see, I get to work a little later then most so I have to park in the back parking lot. GE has a shuttle that comes to the back parking lot to bring you to the front door of the building. Now the real treat is the shuttle bus driver George.

George is probably in his mid 80’s and has lived a very interesting life. George is probably the most non politically correct person I’ve ever met. He says some very interesting things every day and I would like to share some of his thoughts with you.

Confessions of a GE Shuttle Bus Driver

“Why do those Indian women come to work in their pajamas?”
-question asked by the shuttle bus driver
when he saw an Indian women in her
traditional Indian clothes


Stay tuned for more confessions.

I will think of some better ideas for blogging…

Bekah

People you meet once, but will never see again

For some reason 2 of my girlfriends and I decided it would be a smart idea to drive with 2 guys we had just met to their “boat” they told us about. We get in their Jeep and start driving. I’m realizing as we’re driving that we’re not going towards the boat dock that I know. In my head I hear the Law and Order theme song playing. I could see the Dateline special in my head.

3 girls go out for a night of fun and don’t return.

So we eventually get to a dock that I wasn’t aware of and there really were boats there. So we walk towards the boats and we didn’t go to the small fishing boat like I thought. We walk up to a yacht. This boat is huge and has 2 levels. There is a bathroom, bedroom and a fully stocked bar. Ba dah bamp bum bum…I’m loving it! So we ended up hanging out on this really nice boat and having a great time. I eventually made it home in one piece and was not the subject of a Dateline special.

Quote of the Day

“I think we’re dead. Time is going by really really slow.”
-Stupid cop who smoked some
weed and then called 911

It's Monday,
Bekah